Wake up all you CHIZZLERS ! ! !
Bounty Hunter 6 and I are going up to Beryl, Iron County, Utah to scout for signs of vermin in the alfalfa fields next week. It is our duty as food eating Americans to protect and promote agriculture. The chizzler population has been hit hard in last few years by plague and the professional farmers have been involved in mass extermination via poison. {Poor Form farmers, what am I supposed to do with pent up frustrations and hoarded .22 LR ammunition?}Last year I went on 3-4 chizzler hunts and had to be content with harvesting a couple of dozen of the critters each time. The days of 500+ mass executions seemed to be gone to memorydom. This year is going to be better, I just feel it and Bounty Hunter 6 agrees. Actually, he is the one who told me this year is going to be better as we sat sadly eating our Panda Express lunches in the sun and wishing for chizzler season to open.
I will report back on our adventure via this format. Of course if we overrun by chizzlers - I am taking my .22 magnum rifle "just in case".
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